Stupid things I did today:
• Burnt my finger on the toaster
• Put foil in the microwave
• Swallowed a bone while trying to eat in 2 seconds
• Left my kids unattended for 1 minute
• Believed my husband would be home early like he said he would be so didn’t prep dinner when I usually would but then he was home later so I was abused by hangry kids
• Emotionally ate a whole bowl of ice cream before bed and felt nauseous after
• Stayed up until 11pm catching up on work.